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Derailment Costs Norfolk Southern Millions Governor
Governor Josh Shapiro announced on Monday that Norfolk Southern had contributed several million dollars to pay the cost of reaction and recovery in Pennsylvania following the disaster of a train carrying dangerous chemicals in Ohio last month. According to Shapiro’s office, he met with Norfolk Southern CEO Alan Shaw on Thursday and obtained a preliminary…
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Former CNN Anchor Calls Fox News ‘Clowns’ for Putting ‘Ratings Above Truth’
Monday, former CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin lashed out at Fox News, labeling the network’s management and stars “clowns” for promoting “propagandist economics over the truth.” Baldwin stated in an Instagram video regarding a previously reported Fox News Zoom call following the 2020 presidential election that it was “crazy” that Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott bemoaned…
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Biden Press Secretary Cracks Marianne Williamson ‘Crystal Ball’ Joke
The press secretary for President Joe Biden, Karine Jean-Pierre, is not psychic, but she feels convinced Marianne Williamson’s presidential bid will fail. Pierre, unable to contain a chuckle, stated at a press conference on Monday, “I’m just not tracking that.” “If I had a small… crystal ball, I would be able to tell you. A…
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Ford Patents Tech Enabling Vehicles to Repo Themselves
Ford has registered for a patent on a technology that enables automobiles to self-repossess. If owners disregard alerts about missed payments, the system deactivates services such as the radio, GPS, air conditioning, and cruise control. Then, when the driver is present, it may emit loud and obnoxious sounds, and eventually, it could lock the owner…
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‘Cop City’ Protesters Face Domestic Terrorism Charges from Atlanta Police
The Atlanta Police Department has charged 23 individuals with domestic terrorism following Sunday night’s violent protests against the controversial “cop city” training facility. According to police, “agitators” staged an “organized attack” on the proposed facility’s location. Sunday night, Police Chief Darryl Schierbaum stated, “This is not a demonstration.” This constitutes criminal action. Additionally, he stated…
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Feds Say Unruly Passenger Tried to Stab Flight Attendant And Open Plane Door
A Massachusetts man is charged with trying to open an emergency escape door on a United Airlines flight on Sunday and stabbing a flight attendant with a broken spoon. He is now facing charges. According to a criminal complaint, during the safety briefing on the Los Angeles-to-Boston trip, Francisco Severo Torres, 33, asked his seatmate…
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Altria Sells Juul Stock, Buys NJOY
Altria has announced its intention to acquire NJOY for $2.75 billion in cash just days after selling its investment in Juul Labs, another vaping business now embroiled in legal problems. CEO Billy Gifford stated in a press release, “We believe we can responsibly accelerate the adoption of NJOY ACE among U.S. adult smokers and competitive…
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Trump Twitter Bots Dunking on DeSantis
According to new research provided by the Associated Press, a vast bot network on Twitter is showering praise on former President Donald Trump while maligning his critics and political opponents. The operation utilizes tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of bot accounts created in April, October, and November 2022, according to the findings…
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Toblerone Drops Signature Design Due to ‘Swissness’ Regulations
As a result of shifting some production to Slovakia, the producers of Toblerone are removing images of the Matterhorn and the Swiss flag from the packaging of the milk-chocolate confection. Mondelez International of Deerfield, Illinois, which owns the Swiss-born brand, said on Monday that it is changing the packaging of Toblerone products to meet strict…
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WeightWatchers Bets on Ozempic in New Deal: Report
There’s a good chance you’ve heard about Ozempic, the season’s hottest new weight-loss medicine, which, according to a recent feature in New York Magazine, has “all the gays at CAA… shitting their brains out” and slimming down to size zero. Like any miracle treatment that achieves public popularity, there are still skeptics and believers, but…