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27 Celebrities Who Must Have Dials on the Inside of Their Ovens, ‘Cuz They Stepped Right In and Roasted Themselves to Perfection

It’s always refreshing when someone  we assume is pompous and self-aggrandizing can actually take themselves down a peg or two. It’s endearing; we immediately drop our guards down and let them in. 

On the other hand, we tend to think that all comedians are able to self-deprecate, but the reality is, some get a little too big for their britches. We don’t take too kindly to that ‘round these parts. In this list, we’re all about the famous folks who don’t take themselves too seriously.

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CRACKED PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER'S APPROVAL RATING. My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice to know that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.

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CRACKED MORGAN WALLEN USED SNL TO SAY WHY НЕ WAS BOOTED FROM SNL. I knew that really their only impression of me was thinking I'm a jackass. So I wanted them to see a more human side of me, you know? And see that I'm not too good to make fun of myself.

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CRACKED CHRISTIAN BALE: SELF-PROCLAIMED GIANT DUMBASS. Не said, I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. When asked about how he planned his career, he said, I'm a giant dumbass. I have no clues, no plans, no giant scheme.

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CRACKED ELON MUSK KNOWS HE'S ABNORMAL. In his SNL monologue, he joked that people don't know what to make of him. I reinvented electric cars and I'm sending people to Mars on a rocket ship. Did you think I was going to be a chill, normal dude?

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CRACKED SEAN PENN TOOK IT WITH A SMILE. LAG When his first novel, Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff, got a slew of negative reviews, he ran a full-page ad in The New York Times called The Critics Agree with the harshest reviews like Marie Claire's, Honestly, shut your face, Sean Penn.

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BERNIE SANDERS is David's distant cousin CRACKED.COM Larry David prayed Sanders wouldn't get the nomination as he didn't want to spend four years doing SNL. That would have beek OK by Bernie. I think we'll use Larry at our next rally. Не does better than I do.

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MILEY CYRUS learned to imitate herself CRACKED COM Miley is a fan of Vanessa Bayer's impression. She's always been so great about it! says Bayer. In fact, this last time she hosted, we had to talk 'as Mileys' in unison, and I actually gave her a couple tips on how to do an impression of herself! Pretty cool.

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GEORGE BUSH became lifelong pals with Carvey CRACKED.COM After losing the 1992 election, Bush brought in Dana Carvey, in full-Bush mode, to cheer up his staff. The fact that we can laugh at each other, Bush said, is a very fundamental thing. Carvey described his impression as a combination of Mr. Rogers and John Wayne.

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STEVIE WONDER wrote tracks for Murphy's record GRACKED COM Eddie Murphy's impression angered some fans, telling him your mother brought you up wrong! But Wonder was in on the joke, appearing in a sketch where Murphy instructs him how to do a better Steve Wonder impersonation.

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COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM GARTH BROOKS MAKES A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL Brooks (whose Chris Gaines alter-ego would appear as musical guest) makes a deal with the devil for a hit song. Unfortunately, Satan writes terrible music: There's a guy named Fred and he's got a pair of slacks. Oooh Fred's got slacks! They fit down the sides and tight around the waist!

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COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM DRAKE HAS BEEF WITH PETE DAVIDSON Poking fun at his hip-hop feuds, Drake drops a diss track after Pete asks him if they have TV in Canada: You skinny as hell, and you make me mad. You think you funny, huh? Well you ain 't Josh Gad. Your tattoos suck, you're the guy по one likes. We used to be best friends, now we foes for life. Damn.

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COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM LADY GAGA GOES BACKTO THE FUTURE In a sketch set in the future, Old Lady Gaga plays a washed-up version of herself that brings down the house. But she saves the real fireworks for a musical performance where she gets freaky with R. Kelly. Weird, yes, but she was born this way.

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Actors Who Weren't Always In On The Joke This Christmas, Santa's sat What happens when teen actors grow up? In very meta cameos, Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek come of age in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Biggs rants about only being known as the pie f-er, and Van Der Beek says, Listen pie f-er, you wouldn't last a day on the Creek. CRACKED

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Actors Who Weren't Always In On The Joke Neil Patrick Harris killed Doogie Howser. Over a decade later, NPH was still known as Doogie Howser. Self-aware of his good-boy image, he played a coke-snorting, stripper-crazed version of himself in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, and stole the show. CRACKED

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Actors Who Weren't Always In On The Joke Ryan Reynolds jabs at Green Lantern. In the 4th-wall-shattering Deadpool 2, Reynolds displays his awareness of the flop that was Green Lantern. While Ryan Reynolds reads a Green Lantern script, Deadpool shoots him in the head and says, You're welcome, Canada. CRACKED

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Actors Who Weren't Always In On The Joke Paid BASE Everyone (including William Shatner) has a William CUCK Shatner impression. His choppy Shatnerisms burst through Captain Kirk and every other character he's played. Не knew it as well as we did with a self-aware SNL sketch, and a role as Pompous Space Captain in Airplane II: The Sequel. CRACKED

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cartoon celebrities The Weekenders Family Guy Jennifer Love Hewitt Hewitt isn't afraid to poke fun at her celebrity, voicing a version of herself on the raunchy Family Guy and also cameoing in the children's cartoon The Weekenders. CRACKED.COM

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cartoon celebrities BoJack Horseman Jessica Biel Biel herself pushed the writers to hold nothing back and be really mean to her in her recurring appearances. That's how put-downs like attempted movie star and future hard Jeopardy! question were born. CRACKED.COM

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Actors who played themselves JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK Mark Hamill In case you missed it, this is Mark Hamill. He's playing the Cock Knocker. HEY KIDS! IT'S MARK HAMILL! (APPLAUSED CRACKED.COM

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Actors who played themselves IBNO RA FRESH LAST ACTION HERO Unidos Arnold Schwarzenegger This film stars Arnold Schwarzenegger both as an action movie hero... and as his douchebag actor in the real-world. CRACKED.COM

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Through his own creations, Seth MacFarlane called himself a talentless douche. 199 At the end of the Family Guy special It's a Trap, some of the Griffins start ripping on Seth MacFarlane, for no reason. Chris says, For example, me, I think Seth MacFarlane is a douche. Не adds, Talented? Не ripped off The Simpsons. Lois joins in: Yeah, he watched TV in the '80s. We get it. Then they keep going. CRACKED.COM

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Stephen King used himself as his character's punching bag. In Cat's Eye, a movie written by King, James Woods' character watches The Dead Zone (based on a novel by King) and wonders, Who writes this crap? CRACKED.COM

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Veronica Mars' creator sold out, but he acknowledged it. Toward the end of its run, Veronica Mars started using gratuitous product placement, and fans weren't too happy. In one episode, the characters talk about the reunion of the band Matchbox 20, whose lead singer has the same name as the show's creator, Rob Thomas. Rob Thomas is a whore, Piz says with disgust. CRACKED.COM

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A character on Joss Whedon's show Angel hates some of Whedon's work. Fred's mother says her husband loves the Alien films, except for that last one they made; I think he dozed off. That's Alien: Resurrection, for which Joss Whedon wrote the script. CRACKED.COM

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In 30 Rock, Tina Fey called herself a judgmental bitch. copyright ©2010 nbc studios, inc. - - - all rights reserved. adidas During a credits sequence, Liz is going through possible names for Jack's daughter. The last name suggested is Christina, and the episode ends with a shot of Liz saying, I don't know about Christina. Cuz then everyone calls her Tina, and every Tina I've known is a real judgmental bitch. CRACKED.COM

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Tobey Maguire TROPIC THUNDER MTV Movie AWARD® BEST Kiss WiNNER TOBEY MAGVIRE CRACKED.COM In this faux-trailer for a schlocky forbidden love story, Maguire pokes fun at his notoriously moody take on Peter Parker from Spider-Man 3 just a year earlier.

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CRACKED IN WILLEM DAFOE'S FACE! In his SNL monologue, he joked about his extremely expressive face, and that a lot of people tell him he should play the Joker. Always nice to remind people of a sociopath, eh?

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CRACKED PRESIDENT HARRY TRUMAN ROASTS HIS PROFESSION. My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse, or a politician. And to tell you the truth, there's hardly any difference.

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CRACKED HALLE BERRY WAS HONORED TO WIN A RAZZIE. She earned a Razzie for Worst Actor in Catwoman, and actually showed up to accept it. She gave a hilariously ironic speech as if it were an Oscar, and received a standing ovation for being such a good sport.

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CRACKED BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH OWNS HIS UNIQUE LOOK. In the SNL sketch Why Is Benedict Cumberbatch Hot?, the host can't even fathom his sex appeal. Cumberbatch agreed, likening his looks to a hammerhead shark and Sid the sloth from Ice Age.

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CRACKED PARIS HILTON KNOWS PEOPLE WANT HER DEAD. To promote her 2005 movie House of Wax she acknowledged that she knew people would probably enjoy seeing her get brutally murdered by wearing a See Paris Die T-shirt to her D.J gigs.

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CRACKED NICOLAS CAGE KNOWS HOW NICOLAS CAGE НЕ IS. Joining in on Andy Samberg's SNL impression of him showed that he could poke fun at himself. In the segment he jokes that all the dialogue in his movies are either whispered or screamed. And everything is on fire.

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