[Originally published in office magazine Issue 20, Fall-Winter 2023. Order your copy here]

What is your ideal office?

An office filled with creative people who know how to get it all done.

What is an object that has made a remarkable impression on you?

The symbol of the divine mother.

How would you describe your perfect day?

No phones!!!!

What questions don’t you like being asked?

If I am as mean in real life as I am on TV.

Where and with whom did you eat your last great meal?

Jim Jarmusch, Jonathan Shaw, Eugene Hutz from Gogol Bordello, and artist Joe Coleman – We ate at NYY in midtown.

What has been your favorite year living in New York City? Why?

2002, the year I gave birth to my daughter Ava.

What’s the most memorable piece of advice you’ve ever received from a stranger?

I asked a man who had been married 50 years, “How did you do it?” He replied, “No one left.”

What’s your favorite word in the English language?

Love, because it is the only power that matters.

What would your autobiography be titled?

Highway to Kell, or maybe Kell-o, or Kellivision? I’m not sure … I have to give it some thought.