It’s Black Friday. The one day per year when we are required by societal norms to spend a shitload of money on stuff we don’t really need.

Here’s a way to spend a reasonably-sized load of money on a couple of books, for yourself or maybe someone else.

For today only, Father of Mine is available on Amazon for only $1.99. (The print version is still $14.99.)

For the entirety of the Christmas season, which starts now, On Our Way Home is only $3.99 for the ebook and $9.99 for the print edition. Every penny I get from On Our Way Home goes to the Humane Society of Harrison County, our local animal shelter.

I could say more, but I’ll wait for the next pitch. Or the next one. For now, you’ve got the credit card information loaded into your browser. Go to Amazon. Buy Father of Mine. Buy 10 copies of On Our Way Home (at the total cost of a mere $99.90) as gifts for family (if you buy them gifts), friends (if you actually have any), or the other members of your fantasy league (nobody cares).

Seriously. You’re buying shit today anyway. You come here all the time and get free stuff. So when you’re buying stuff today, buy some of my stuff. If it’s On Our Way Home, you’ll be helping a good cause. If it’s Father of Mine, I get all the money but it’s still worth it because the book is actually good.

Both are actually good (so much for not saying more). So click here for Father of Mine. And click here for On Our Way Home. And include my shit within the shit you’ll be buying today.

Thank you.