While locals in the affluent coastal town will welcome this new addition, our critic struggles to get excited about the food or wine
Caladh restaurant in Greystones, Co Wicklow
Today at 03:30
What’s the collective noun for a group of restaurant critics? Well, that depends on whom you ask, but ‘girth’, ‘greed’, ‘indulgence’ and ‘shrivel’ are some of the better alternatives I’ve come across.
I’m sure you can come up with a few suggestions of your own; please be kind.