It’s October, that raucous month when many people celebrate fake death and terror, all in the name of “fun!” As if the real-life destruction playing out across the globe and on the screens of our handheld coliseums, day and night, doesn’t saturate us with enough dread and adrenaline.

It’s also the same month our property tax bills arrive, and the retailers begin to harass us about black Friday and Christmas gifts! And remember the ghoul bots posing as people to ensure everyone keeps fighting on Facebook? It’s enough to make a person want to run for the hills! But then, bears and bigfoot, OH MY!